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It’s more common to see “separated” in online dating these days, but never in my life would I date someone who was just separated.

That’s where Elite Singles comes in, this is a Lesbian dating site with a difference – our dating agency removes the guess work by connecting our members to like-minded singles.There’s a right way and a wrong way to start dating and begin a relationship.Here are my top 9 must-know rules for doing it the RIGHT way.For example, my itemized catalogue of Sexual Positions: Best to Worst did not always go over well when I was on the dating scene.Especially when I helpfully unfolded it post-coitus. Websites have FAQ’s, appliances have manuals, why must the intricacies of lesbian dating practices be learned on the fly?My friend was using Grindr all the time, other people were using apps like Tinder, and I thought, “This is ridiculous.

Why does everyone else have these really cool things to use and there’s nothing for me and for my friends?

I’ve polled a group of Lesbian Dating Experts (Read: random Facebook friends) to create a comprehensive — rather than a FAQ let’s call it a FUCT (Frequent Unfortunate and Confusing Truisms)**Note to Grumpy Lesbians: I’m certain many of you do not fit these stereotypes (No, I’m not.). She’ll text you “I want you to do me in the bathroom,” but she’ll offer her cheek when you go to kiss her goodnight. If she says “No one could ever really love me,” for God sake believe her. She says, “I want it to be special; let’s wait.” She means “I have intimacy issues.”She says “I just want to hold you.” She means “I’m actually straight.”If she says she likes sex because it “I don’t know, just…feels good,” run.

If for example, you’re a butch who makes the first move, please don’t write me glowering comments; I can think of a much better use for your time. If her Okcupid profile says she has a great sense of humor, she doesn’t. If she says she has “abandonment issues,” what she means is she will hide your car keys. If you shake her off she will fall to her knees in the driveway weeping. If she says she likes sex because it’s an effective means toward building an emotional connection, run.

The hustle and bustle of modern life often makes it difficult to connect with other women.

Many people find that their work life doesn’t allow much time for dating, or that existing circle of friends don’t bring the opportunity to come into contact with fresh faces.

It takes time to get to know someone, and honestly most women don’t know themselves very well either.