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Kristen Stewart stripped off for a lesbian kiss in a hilarious parody of a Super Bowl commercial as she hosted the latest episode of Saturday Night Live.
Women aren't a simple stroll in the park; women are an uphill climb in dangerous weather conditions. Also, lesbian culture, by nature, is extremely elusive.Vincent Stewart came out as bisexual in July as she gushed about her then-girlfriend Alicia Cargyle to Elle magazine: 'I'm just really in love with my girlfriend.'We've broken up a couple of times and gotten back together, and this time I was like: "Finally, I can feel again."' Stewart's commercial parody came after she poked fun at President Donald Trump in her opening monologue.Referring to his obsessive tweets following her break-up with Robert Pattinson in 2012, she conceded the President didn't like her very much because 'I'm hosting SNL and I'm SOOO gay'.Maybe it was my aloofness that drew in the dudes (straight girls take note), but damn, dudes were easy like ~Sunday morning~.All you have to do is bat a lash, act entirely disinterested, cold and bitchy, and boys will fall at your feet.We aren't like gay men who shamelessly advertise incessant fabulous gay parties all over the Internet.
(Please, dear god, make me a gay man in my next life).
Getting really romantic and sensual on set is to Ella what candy is to a child and she has even played as a lesbian, a role many wouldn’t touch.
“Oh yes, I’ve played a couple of them, a lot of them.
As you may or may not know, after a few years of coming out, dating, and general lesbian tomfoolery, Katrina C. I know, I know, this is shocking/appalling, as we all expected me to lesbian bromance my days away in the sunkissed shores of an eternal Dinah Shore right here at my East Coast university, but alas, these days of lesbian playerhood are not forever, and I need someone to take my place. (Sidenote: While I am, in fact, a doctor of such things as lesbian bromance, I recommend that my guidance on chicks be taken with a grain of salt, as giving advice on this kind of thing makes me feel like I’m wearing a silly leopard print pimp hat.) You know what I’m talking about, bros.
I see you over there thinking about getting that cute new alternative lifestyle haircut to attract the ladies. Here are some Dos and Don’ts for picking up chicks, KC Danger style.
It’s that moment where you spot a girl down the street or from across the room. Maybe it’s the extra bit of swagger or the conspicuous skinny jeans and Chuck Taylors.