The dating game by icp
Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay I'd be blowing f*cking nuggets off all day I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!When we go to the beach and walk through the sand I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playin As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!
" [Sharon] "Contestant number one I believe first impressions last forever So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house And have dinner with me and my family Tell me what you would do to make That first impression really stick" [Verse 1: Violent J] Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival. Number 2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know? I'd grab your titties, and stretch 'em down past your waist, let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in your face.Contestant #2: First thing, I could never love you. but if i did, I'd probably show you that i care by takin' all these other mothafuckers outta here. I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN!, but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your momma in the eye and tell her, F*CK YOU!!!Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I'd pinch her lupy ass and tell her, Get the food ready!, but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your momma in the eye and tell her, FUCK YOU!!!
Your dad'll start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this For only 13, she got some big tits After that, your dad will probably jump again But only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin After your mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear Now, let's meet contestant number two He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival He says women call him stretch nuts Sharon, let's hear your question I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number two, if you fell in love with me Exactly how would you let me know?
CONTESTANT NUMBER 2First thing, I could never love you You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!!
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do, and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!
It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother i'd pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother.
Let's meet contestant number one He's a schizophrenic, serial killer clown Who says, woman love his sexy smile Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon, what's your question?